Here's a little humor and fun to start you on your fat burning fix. Enjoy!
"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
--George Bernard Shaw
"Eat as much as you like--just don't swallow it."
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
-- Tom Wilson
"I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating."
"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."
--Arnold H. Glasgow