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Weight Loss Humor
by Alan Joel

Here's a little humor and fun to start you on your fat burning fix. Enjoy!

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
--Erma Bombeck

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
--George Bernard Shaw

"Eat as much as you like--just don't swallow it."
--Steve Burns

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
-- Tom Wilson

"I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating."
--Tommy John

"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."
--Arnold H. Glasgow




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